Guys, Are You Whipped?

Top Ten Signs That A Guy Is Whipped

10. He spends more money on her than he does on his bills.
9. He takes her out shopping for clothes and make-up on the day of the Super Bowl.
8. He went from Metallica and Def Leppard to N'Sync and Kenny Chesney.
7. When he goes to Blockbuster on a Friday night, he goes for and immediately knows where to find "The Notebook."
6. Even in front of family and friends, he talks to her in a baby voice.
5. He visits her at work on Valentine's Day dressed up in a Cupid costume.
4. He's no longer invited to guys' nights' out, because all he'd do is complain that she wasn't there.
3. He cries when one of them has to go home and says, "I miss you already."
2. When they go to the mall together, they wear matching outfits.
1. (drum roll) On his day off, all he does is call and leave messages on her machine, saying, "I just wanted to call and hear your voice. Even your voice on the machine makes me weak."