Another Bin Laden Tape Upcoming

Don't say I didn't warn you. Upcoming within three days will be a five-minute long Bin Laden audio tape, where "he" speaks of al-Zarqawi's death. Yeah, it'll be fake. I can't remember a dead man speaking on an audio tape, but whatever. So, for those of you out there who watch the mainstream news and hear about this tape in a couple days, please don't be alarmed. Who knows whose voice it actually is, but trust me, it's not a dead Bin Laden's.