Afraid of Being Alone?

Are you afraid of being alone? If so, you're not alone. Fear of being alone is one of the most common fears, along with public speaking and death. Well, fear no more. We have found your perfect mate and obtaining them is just a phone call away. Call now and you will receive a personalized robot made to your liking. If you're in the talking mood, with the press of a single button, they will sit and listen to you! They actually come with a human-like voice and will give you advice if you need it! Being alone is very depressing for some, but be depressed no more! Your future partner is at your control. They'll never die! They'll keep you from being alone! If you're one of the next 25 callers, you'll receive a back-up robot free, just in case problems should arise between the first robot and yourself! Feel lonely? You're not alone! Stop feeling lonely and call now! 1-800-SETLMNT. That's 1-800-S-E-T-L-M-N-T. Don't miss out on this amazing offer!

We accept all major credit cards, checks, money orders, and cash. Your own personalized robot costs only $29.95 plus $100.00 in shipping and if you're one of the next 25 callers, you get the second robot free, with an additional $100.00 in shipping.