They'd be fun to party with, wouldn't they? (Bush and Clinton)

Our last two presidents have had a lot of jokes passed around about them and for good reason(s). They'd make for better party friends than presidents.

Just imagine what they'd offer the party. With Clinton, come on, you know he could bring some ladies along with him. He could also hook the gig up with some musicians, himself included (saxophone). Bill would find some doobies to pass around for people to smoke, but not inhale. I'm sure he could get some great deals on fast food as well. The ladies, the tunes, the weed, and the grub.

Bush would be good for a comedy act. He could just give one of his speeches in front of a drunk and stoned audience and there would be plenty of laughs. He'd provide coke, booze, pretzels, and drunken security guards that would keep everyone on their toes (watch out, they may think you're a bird!).

I can see Bill lighting a doobie and telling stories about his days in college. Whether the stories were fact or fiction, Billy Boy would make sure that his listeners enjoyed themselves.

I can see George W. putting a helmet on, some goggles, snow boots, and playing truth or dare. He'd always choose dare and would do the darnedest things. What he would do would give Billy more stories to tell in the future and would give those sober enough to video tape the dares to send them on in to "America's Funniest Home Videos" and win some money.

Bush and Clinton. Would I vote for them? Nah. But, if they asked me to go out on a Friday or Saturday night, I might be tempted to say yes. That's what presidents are there for anyway, right? I can see the two doing a duet at the karaoke machine of the song, "You Think My Tractor's Sexy."