Movie Quote Trivia

Alrighty, I felt like taking a break from politics and rants and thought I'd pick out 25 movie quotes for people to peruse. They are all from different films and most are from comedies. The quotes may not be verbatim. I just pulled out what I remembered. But, they're all pretty close. For any who want to test their movie quote knowledge, feel free to comment and/or send me an e-mail with your answers. I will post the answers in a few days. Here they are, in no particular order (some are harder than others):

1. "This is the first date Theresa and I have been on, since the doctor separated us."

2. "She's at the parlance of her times, man."

3. "I work at the state department and I'm a homosexual. I feel no personal shame or grief about this, but I must keep it a secret or I'll lose my job on security grounds. Thank you."

4. "Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but it's sterile and I like the taste."

5. "Yeah, well when I see five weirdoes dressed in togas, I shoot the bas****s. That's my policy."

6. "Attitude? You think you've got attitude? I grew up in hell, homeboy. My grandmother's got more attitude than you!"

7. "That's me, masturbating in the shower. This will be the high point of my day."

8. "Yogurt! I hate Yogurt! Even with strawberries!"

9. "I hate you more! If hate were people, I'd be China!"

10. "Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?"

11. "A gun rack? I don't even own a gun. Many men own several guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do with a gun rack?"

12. "It's like my favorite poem. Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I."

13. "She was wearing nothing but a radio. Then she sat on my lap, and I conducted the interview."

14. "It's like that old saying in Tennessee- Fool me once, shame on, shame on you, fool me, you can't get fooled again."

15. "I'm riding a furry little tractor."

16. "Make me a bicycle, you stupid clown!"

17. "You're just jealous, because I've talking to babes online all day."

18. "I picked coffee beans in Guatemala. That was good. This is s**t, but hey, it's a police station."

19. "Why don't you make like a tree and get outta here?"

20. "We gotta come up with some sort of plan. We gotta put the kaybash into all this mess."

21. "What'd I do? Step on a duck?"

22. "Yeah, she's like a Bangkok hooker the week after the navy leaves."

23. "Teh-heh, tuh-heh."

24. "Did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? No! And we're not going to give up now!"

25. "Allright, I like you guys. I want to help you out. I have to tell you, this might get a little weird. Two dragons."