Country Song I Heard (Funny Stuff...)

I was driving off with family to a restaurant last night and for some reason, when we turned on the radio, it was set on a country station. I sometimes make fun of the country genre to some friends of mine who dig it. They tell me I'm just stereotyping.

But, last night, on came a song which gave me reason to stereotype. I don't know who sang it. I don't remember the exact words. But, for members of my family are my witnesses, it went something like this:

"I've got a truck,

I've got a dog,

I've got a tree,

I've got overalls,

I've got a tractor,

I've got a shotgun,

Yee-haw"

I'm not kidding. We were all laughing so hard when we heard the lyrics. Oddly enough, we headed to a country-style restaurant. Unfortunately, the song wasn't playing while we were there.