Cell phone study

Oh boy. A new study was just released which indicated the potential long-term damage that cell phone use could do. What kind of damage do I speak of? Brain and ear cancer. The findings were borderline significant, so further research must be conducted in order to see if these findings are at all consistent and/or significant.

Wow, just imagine if that happened to be the case. How epidemic is cell phone use now? I don't know many people who don't have a cell phone. President Bush is rumored not to know how to use one, but he has other brain abnormalities, so he can be the exception to the rule. If the results are found to be significant, it'd be very interesting/tragic to see what may come about years ahead of now. IF they're found to be significant, no longer shall terrorism be our biggest fear. Our biggest fear should be that of cell phones!

A new film should be produced regarding this hypothetical scenario. It could be horror/satire, perhaps similar to "Shaun of the Dead," but instead of zombies playing the role of vicious culprits, the role can be played by cell phones!

In any scenario, I will be (as should others) very curious to hear/read about follow-up studies to this one. If anyone is curious to read about it, the article can be found in the UK's "The Guardian" on September 13th, 2007, written by Alok Jha.