John Boehner's Future Job

After he's done with politics, I have an idea for the new speaker of the house, John Boehner (R - OH). He should move to New York and become the mascot for Syracuse. He wouldn't even need a mascot's outfit. He could dress in a suit and tie, while cheering on the Orange and I don't think many people would be able to tell the difference.

John Boehner
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Syracuse Orange Mascot
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