Mitch McConell's Future Job

Republican Senator (KY), Mitch McConnell, like John Boehner (R - OH), has a promising future ahead of him after he's through with politics. While Boehner will join the Big East as the Syracuse Orange mascot, McConnell will head south a ways to the ACC, where he will become the Maryland Terrapins' mascot. If/When Syracuse and Maryland face one another, it'll truly be a sight to behold. Perhaps we'll get lucky and there will be snow on the ground, so the fans can chuck a few snowballs at what will be the former politicians. Ready! Aim! Fire! Oh, and by the way, Mr. Orange and Mr. Turtle, you're welcome. If you need any more future advice from me, you won't have my number, my e-mail address or my address, so best of luck to you! I'll be sitting at home with an adult beverage and some popcorn, watching and laughing! It'll be entertainment at its finest!

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