Wouldn't it be funny if...?

...Aaron Lewis and Stain'd did a cover of R.E.M.'s "Shiny Happy People?"

...George W. Bush, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Mike Tyson were in a televised debate?

...Dick Cheney laughed?

...Marilyn Manson did a Gospel album?

...Scientologists sent Missionaries to your door like Mormons do?

...Danny DeVito played in the NBA?

...Hurricanes were named after the Seven Dwarfs?

...James Dobson and Pat Robertson do the sequel to "Brokeback Mountain?"

...A blind person found Osama Bin Laden?

...O'Reilly called 1-900 Numbers? (Oh wait, I guess that did happen...)