G.I. Britney

One has to love these pop stars who seemingly made the opposite sex drool and one point in their careers. Former N'Sync band member Lance Bass came out of the closet. While this was no surprise to me, it crushed the hearts of many teenage girls out there. It's now Britney Spears turn. She got married, had a child, and is now divorced. Many guys may have been taking their eyes off her during her annulment, but she's single again, so have back at her guys! Wait, what made them drool when looking at her in the first place? They may want to look again. How do I put it? George Costanza has more hair on his head now than Britney Spears. Britney Spears had her head shaved. She's trying to pull off the Snead O'Conner look for some reason. Good luck with that one Britney! If only she had looked like this when Michael Moore interviewed her for Fahrenheit 9/11. She received a Razzy for her performance, anyway, but this would've only added to the humor involved with her witless statements.