Blog #1,000

Yeah, I kind of took the cheap route to doing this. What can I say? I like discounts, sales, cheap prostitutes, etc.

I can remember the day when all of this started. ::thinks back::. Okay, so I can't. I don't even know what the first blog was about. It probably had something to do with sports or politics or perhaps music or movies. I guess it could have dealt with religion, been a top ten list, maybe a personal story or a short story about a killer pig by the name of Dudley.

It's been quite a ride and I'll be awaiting some reward (or award), a prize of some kind, cash or maybe one of those cheap prostitutes I mentioned earlier ("Five dolla!), preferably with the name, Chastity.