Wouldn't it be funny if...? (Part 2)

A few years ago, I wrote a blog entitled, "Would it be funny if...?", where I listed off ten very random, unlikely events that I'd find quite funny if they did happen to occur one day. I'd like to do that again here. I'll just have to make sure my hippocampus and amygdala are in line, so I don't repeat any from the first list onto here.

Wouldn't it be funny if...

...Jason Statham was a co-lead star of a gay porno alongside (and inside) Lance Bass?

...George W. Bush wrote a couple of new books entitled, "Dictionary for Dummies" and "Thesaurus for Dummies"?

...MTV played music videos?

...Wolf Blitzer starred in the reality television show, "The Bachelor"?

...lawyers were required to smoke marijuana before entering the courtroom?

...the E-Harmony commercials' background song was "The Beautiful People" by Marilyn Manson?

...the main criteria for awarding someone the title of Mr. Universe was to see how long the men could handle the shake weight?

...there existed the sport of Sumo Wrestler Tennis?

...mime's did stand-up comedy?

...Bill O'Reilly orgasmed on the air while yelling at a guest? (Oh, check that. I'm being told that's happened a few times.)