Junk Mail

One downside to the Internet and sites like myspace is the overabundance of junk mail. There are offers to enlarge certain bodily parts. There are offers for pills and medications ranging from prozac to pepto bismol. Singles ads, here I come! Christian singles, African-American singles, 30-and-older singles, singles from Neptune. Get your degree online in anything from microbiology to meteorology to squirrel hunting. Grow a mullet! Invest your money! Surveys galore! Do you like Bush (the president)? Check yes or no to win a prize! Show me the money! You have the chance to win up to 1,000,000 if...and then fill in the blank(s). Cubs have won the World Series! Wait, now I'm dreaming!