Top Ten List for Bush

President George W. Bush only has a couple years left in office and I've wondered, as I'm sure many others have, what will the president do when he's no longer president? Well, I have thought up ten suggestions to help aid the president after 2008.

Top Ten Post-Presidential Jobs For George W. Bush
10. Professional pretzel taste-tester.
9. Philosopher with the newfound theory, "You're either with me or against me!"
8. A cast member on Survivor, finding a way to rig the vote so that he's not voted off the island.
7. Follow in O.J.'s footsteps in his lifelong quest of finding the killer and make it his lifelong quest to find weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.
6. Horse trainer (with possible promotion to head of FEMA)
5. Owner of the Houston Astros, trading away pitchers: Roger Clemens, Roy Oswalt, Andy Pettitte, and Brad Lidge for some top-of-the-line (pun intended) coke.
4. Author the book, "A Dummy's Gude to Becoming President."
3. Along with conservative buddy Bill O'Reilly, create a 900 hotline, called Hot and 'Nuculur'."
2. Become founder and president of AOL (America Online) rival, AWOL.
1. (drum roll) Open a new national chain of restaurants called Barbecue Bush.