Terror Paranoia

After an "alleged terror plot," it seems that every box, bag, toy, or abnormal behavior is associated with potential terrorism.

A freaking toy was the reason for plane to evacuate its passengers recently. The bomb squad checked it out and no specific details were made known about this toy. Yeah, I wonder why. How embarrassing!

A lady with a mental disorder, a bottle of water (oooh, that water!), and a screwdriver in her purse was reason to land a plane early. Yeah, got to love that upgraded security! A 12-year old boy even recently got onto a U.K. plane without a ticket. Yeah, that security was upgraded alright and that's the reason we caught those "alleged terrorists!"

A couple guys bought 1,000 cell phones from Wally World (Wal-Mart) and they were taken away because of terrorist suspicions. What were they doing? Buying the phones and selling them for profit.

Every day, I read or hear about a new story dealing with a "suspicious" package, bag, purse, or purchase. Some people like to claim that conspirators are paranoid about the government. Ahh, I'd rather be paranoid about a few people in government than every single person that walks by! I'm going to get a drink of water. I better watch out now! They're coming after me because of the H20!